“Give Them My Number”: Oyedepo Dares Kidnappers To Call Him As Abductors Self-destruct

CANAANLAND – In an unprecedented move that has redefined the boundaries of spiritual security, Bishop David Oyedepo has issued a direct challenge to the underworld, daring kidnappers to contact him personally if they wish to meet a swift and supernatural end.

The presiding Bishop of Living Faith Church Worldwide has officially authorized his millions of followers to “weaponize” his contact information during emergencies. The cleric declared that his phone number is no longer just a line of communication, but a spiritual landmine for anyone daring to touch a member of his congregation.

The Bishop’s bold directive follows a chilling account of a recent abduction involving one of his pastors. Rather than negotiating terms or preparing ransom, Oyedepo reportedly intercepted a call from the kidnappers and issued a terrifying ultimatum that bypassed human logic.

“I told them: In 24 hours, if you don’t release him, you are dead,” Oyedepo revealed.

The result was instantaneous. According to the cleric, the spiritual weight of the declaration caused the kidnappers’ location to “vibrate,” forcing the terrified criminals to release the pastor immediately. Oyedepo noted that the same “force” is available to any believer who understands their spiritual heritage.

Adding to the supernatural accounts, Oyedepo shared the story of a church member who used his prophetic words as a tool for escape. Upon telling her captors that she was mandated by her “father” to be free by 7:00 AM, the atmosphere in the kidnappers’ den reportedly turned into a scene of carnage—not against the victim, but among the criminals themselves.

The Bishop recounted that the kidnappers began “cutting themselves” in a fit of inexplicable confusion, allowing the woman to walk away unscathed.

Closing the sermon with a final, defiant mandate, Oyedepo urged his congregation to never fear abduction again, but to instead treat his identity as a weapon of mass destruction against the kingdom of darkness.

“If anybody picks you, give them my number,” Oyedepo commanded, staking his entire ministerial reputation on the outcome. “If he is not cut down, then I’m not sent.”

With this declaration, the Bishop has effectively turned the tables on the kidnapping epidemic, suggesting that for any criminal bold enough to dial his number, the ransom will not be paid in cash, but in their own lives.